We Are All Human, Let's Prove It.

Sun, 23 Jul 2006 23:00:52 GMT

So last night we're all hanging out at the apartment. We decide we're gonna go to Seaview. We had to take two trips because there was 12 of us and only 1 car. So we get there and we go through a few of the buildings. I don't know if the boys in our group were fucking with us one time they thought there were cops so we ran into the thorn bushes. Yeah nice right? So we go through the first building, the morgue where theres a bridge to get into it and some other building. We're walking through to leave and we see flashlights.. not ours obviously. So our boys started fucking with them and then we start hearing this clipping sound. So then the guys scream "THEY HAVE PAINTBALL GUNS RUN!!!!" So we run through to the exit. We regroup outside and all the guys decide they're going back in there to fight the other people. Basicly it turns out there were 20 people in that other party of kids because we saw them walk out and go to their cars. Anthony comes out with his shirt ripped and Victor is bleeding from his eye and from his back. Anthony said that he had smashed someone in the face with his flashlight. They went in with quite a few weapons but only came out with the flashlight.

Good times. : )

Mon, 05 Jun 2006 16:01:05 GMT

I feel like I've had an epiphany. About what I wanna do with my life that is .. well career-wise. I thought about this career before but it just didn't click. I guess I just didn't let it reach me or something like that. This is good.

Fri, 02 Jun 2006 05:45:37 GMT

So yet again I am leaving for England.. July 24th - August 28th .. gonna miss me?

She was always my favorite : )

Thu, 01 Jun 2006 05:58:34 GMT

What Sailor Scout Are You?

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Mon, 29 May 2006 16:58:17 GMT

I had a really weird dream. I was at the mall but the mall wasn't like our mall. And Toys R Us wasn't like Toys R Us. And there was this train to get around the mall. And somehow Toys R Us were brainwashing people, sort of like total recall style. And there was the train that went outside and the train had railing on the front of it and I was sitting on the railing with my legs hanging off holding on while it was going really fast, and I remember that there was this girl who was talking to someone else saying the trains coming! You have to get off now! And the girl hopped off the train. And later on I found my grandmother in a store looking at a cake in her night gown, so I grabbed her aned we walked further down the mall to this stand where these men were. And I told them that Toys R Us were brainwashing people and they said something like.. No Toys R Us is expanding to Europe now so its South.

WTF?

Wed, 24 May 2006 05:37:18 GMT

Bitch-Slap
You are 42% Rational, 28% Extroverted, 85% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.

You are the Bitch-Slap, the hallmark response of any abusive husband! You are more intuitive than others, focusing more on feelings than rational explanations, and you are also probably very brutual because you care more about yourself than the well-being of others. As all nagging wives know, brutality combined with emotion often leads to BITCH-SLAPPING, which is why you are called "The Bitch Slap". (That and because I find it amusing to accuse people of pummeling female dogs.) Your humility probably stems from insecurity, if anything, because people fond of slapping the shit out of someone in place of rational discussion are usually not humble in the way Jesus was humble. Possible sources of insecurity? A small penis, a small bank account, a small intelligence...gee, when you say "small" a lot, it stops sounding like a real word! Not only that, but you are also rather introverted, and any tendencies towards brutality you possess may also result from the fact that you bottle up your emotions and don't show them to others until you explode in rage like some sort of shaken soda can. Take it from me, it is much more rewarding to bottle beer over emotions. You can't get wasted on emotions. Aside from all my talk (and it's a lot of talk) you are probably not a VIOLENT person, just someone who is rather selfish and who makes decisions based upon emotional motives. At any rate, being a bitch-slap does not necessarily mean you will abuse your spouse (your body odor is no doubt abuse enough); it only means you are rather intuitive, uncaring toward others, brutal, introverted, and possibly insecure.

And sorry about that body odor remark if you really are insecure. I promise that you smell like roses. Being fertilized by cow shit.

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Braggart.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Schoolyard Bully, the Class Clown, and the Brute.

If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.

The other personality types:

The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

Be sure to take my Sublime Philosophical Crap Test if you are interested in taking a slightly more intellectual test that has just as many insane ramblings as this one does!

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 52% on Rationality

You scored higher than 21% on Extroversion

You scored higher than 92% on Brutality

You scored higher than 22% on Arrogance

Link: The Personality Defect Test written by saint_gasoline on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Sun, 21 May 2006 17:45:40 GMT

I truly hate the state of California. I hope it floats away so Jay and Vinny can't go there.

Tue, 09 May 2006 04:42:22 GMT

So after I was picked up from school we went to see if Jay and Vin could get tattoos which they couldn't.. So after we went to Perkins we decided to go to Gateway. Which was a bad idea because Red Bull mixed with Weed evidently makes me even more paranoid. And it didn't help that Vinny kept unscrewing signs from all over the park and almost kicking down a pole and ripping the padlocks off of those display case things. Me and Fred walked down further and found a giant fish head.. which Fred said it weighed 10 pounds. Vinny proceeded to stab the fish head with a screwdriver and throw it into the ocean. So then we leave and we somehow decide to go to yet another park. Me and Crystal decided to stay in the car instead of risking getting caught.

I hate getting really paranoid when I'm stoned.

Sun, 07 May 2006 21:29:16 GMT

Guess what! Finally the department of labor has sent me the money that Country Donuts fucked me out of.. in fact even more money than I thought I was supposed to get.. I thought I was going to get about 60 bucks but I got 96 : )

Fuck Country Donuts :D

Sun, 07 May 2006 16:26:42 GMT

So yesterday Vinny and Crystal pick me up on the way to Burger King so that Crystal can try and get a job. Me and Vin sat in the car where I found an old ass cassette tape of Vin Jay and Chris when they were like 15 when they first started playing together. It was so old that Vinny was singing on it. We went off to Vinny's house and smoked probably way too many cigarettes.. watched SLC Punk, Stir of Echoes, Dumb and Dumber, and when Fred and Kelly made an appearence we watched the Dimmu Borgir DVD.. and in the midst of all this we talked about next year and how we should all move in together.. Me, Jay, Vin, Crystal, Fred, and Kelly. Vin said that he would just take the living room couch and that me and jay would have a room and fred and kelly would have another and crystal would have a bedroom. We're gonna wait exactly a year. Save up money which means I really need to get a job soon. I wish we could all do this now.

I have to admit whenever you have best friends especially when your younger you always talk about moving in with them. But I think when you do it when your younger you have it in your head that its all talk and you really don't expect to do it. Thats why I'm glad that Vin said he hopes we're all serious about this because we're his partners for life and this is it for all of us.. we're family.. : ) We talked about the fucked furniture we wanted well not really fucked up.. just mismatched and funky colors and a room just for Vin to draw all over. I'm sure it would be slightly different but by spending 24/7 with them already I know most of what I can expect which makes me wanna do it now!

June 3rd: Salvation Through Suffering show at "The Place" in Brooklyn
June 4th: Vinny's Art Gallery thing

Tue, 02 May 2006 15:41:06 GMT

So after we went to Fastlane we drove back to Jay's apartment. We smoked and everything is fine and dandy. Crystal was cleaning Jay's apartment.. and I kept laughing at how Fred kept pointing the knife at Crystal and saying stupid stuff. Then out of no where .. which probably wasn't at all out of no where but something with Fred and the knife and Vinny going to grab for the knife is a bad combination.. So that led to us going to the emergency room from 11:30pm-4:00am for Vinny's finger to get 4 stitches. His fingers gonna be fine though.. his favorite one too. (Middle finger if you havn't guessed already)

Sat, 29 Apr 2006 21:12:05 GMT

My boys are getting signed :D

Sat, 29 Apr 2006 19:01:10 GMT

I've noticed that everytime we're all hanging out.. I keep hearing the Shaft song and I say everytime "Shaft". And I say it not really knowing if it is or not and I'm right everytime. I dunno I find it weird because its like deja vu everytime.

Thu, 13 Apr 2006 17:17:17 GMT

Last night was really funny. Me and Vin get to the bar and its pretty empty besides a few people at the bar. We sit down and decide we should get a pitcher of beer because its only 8 bucks. This old man who was funny as hell continued to talk to us throughout the first pitcher of beer which probably made us drink it faster and get drunk faster. Then the bartender fills up the pitcher for free. Meghan came in around the 2nd pitcher. I do remember her filling it up again and I only had 1 beer out of that. Overall I got really fucking drunk. And I hope I don't get that drunk again for a long time. Didn't get sick or anything like that so thats good. Overall really fun night.

Pitchers of beer = evil

Sun, 09 Apr 2006 18:39:54 GMT

Fun Fun Fun.. Except I'm kinda getting sick of going to bed at 4am and waking up at 2pm. Granted I hate waking up before noon. Fun times. I can't wait for the summer to come.

Sat, 08 Apr 2006 00:33:21 GMT

As we speak I am at Lauren's house. She's having one of thos Home Interior partys. Where a lot of women come to a house and they buy stuff.. aka hell for me.. oh well soon there will be 40s : )

Fri, 07 Apr 2006 07:25:45 GMT

After all the drama tonight, I can actually say that I am actually happier now than before. I actually feel like im surrounded by friends. And ALL the negative things in the past had served a purpose for the great things to come together.

Sun, 02 Apr 2006 22:24:28 GMT

You know I think its really retarded when someone ditches their friends for a long ass time when they find someone. I think its even more retarded that the friends take them back after all of that. I wouldn't want a friend like that.

Sat, 01 Apr 2006 18:15:22 GMT

For some reason Romanian music puts me in a really good mood. And it reminds me of the summer.

Wed, 29 Mar 2006 04:44:10 GMT

Its always the people you never suspect.

<3

Mon, 27 Mar 2006 06:14:11 GMT

Today was fun. Went to the mall with Lauren.. then had her drop me off at Meghan's house. So Patrick comes and gets us. We drive around a bit and decide to go to Brooklyn. We went to this hookah bar where creepy guys kept smiling at me and nodding. I don't know if they were laughing at me or wanted to molest me. Either way I didn't like it. We went back to the island and found an abandoned house. I refused to go in.. and with Meghan calling me a douche bag and whatever else I got fed up and started to walk away. But Patrick calmed me down and we went back to the car. We dropped Meghan off and then sat by some school in Oakwood. We talked for a couple hours : ) It was really nice. And no I'm not trying to insinuate that I like this person or anything like that. Its just nice to talk to someone who you can actually have a conversation with.

Sun, 26 Mar 2006 18:08:26 GMT

The best times are going to come.. hell they already started. They finally broke up! <3 my gf. I feel like the "crew" is complete once again. Now things can go back to the way they were.

Sat, 18 Mar 2006 17:17:12 GMT

Okay I'm retarded. Thankyou to Alinna. "For the Bird" had to do with me saving him from the bird. I am such a burnout.

Sat, 18 Mar 2006 06:33:45 GMT

Tonight was such a good night :D Well went to the bar and everything.. saw someone I havn't seen in years <3333 And I come home and look in my "weed draw" and find that my brother put in a bag of like $50/$60 dollars worth of weed in a ziplock bag that had a note in it that said "For the Bird" ????
I guess I am the bird.

Sun, 05 Mar 2006 22:27:49 GMT

So I went to Lauren's house yesterday. And when her brother Joey gets home he insists on showing me the weed he has tucked away in his pocket. Later on I went upstairs. I proceeded to try and get it from his pocket and sort of turned out with us fighting for the weed. And yes thats right I won. I just figured it was revenge for their stupidity of blaming that stuff on me.

Then went with Jess to get her tattoo. Even though she was screaming and cursing I still want one, if not more so.